The Prison Of Puberty


The Prison Of Puberty Essay, Research Paper

The Prison Of Puberty

We the teenagers, of the people, of this world submit this list of

injustices and wrong doings that mother nature has laidupon us. She

has put us in a horrible prison, the prison of puberty, where our

sentence is all of adolescence and our punishment

is to endure the hardship which causes many of the institutionalized

personal to crack under the pressure.

We protest against acne, a cruel and horrifying thing that occurs to


selected teenagers. This punishment is cruel and undeserving. At

times an

individual with this dilemma may experience young children

questioning chickenpox are on the ill-fated person. Also the individual

has quite a hard time finding a companion to flirt with without utterly

humiliating themselves. As the opposite sex

does not find it desirable to be chatting to a person who has hideous

spots on his/her face and this will cause an excuse to be made up

with the most famous ?excuse me I have to go and wash my hair?

One who has this problem may go through many circumstances that

make the individual lose their dignity, self esteem, and pride, but the

male prisoners tend to not have these in the first place and will move

on to the next subject with no apparent concern

Other unjust routines of the Puberty Prison are the unscheduled

growth spurts. These are put on the prisoners randomly and causes

the prisoner to feel akward and gangly. This brisk development

directs one on a path of buying new pants or in the case of the

uneducated cell mate wearing the same pants with your ankles


On some occasions this individual might feel taller than peers, but

soon the persons colleagues have reached the same peak, and a

sense of contentment is contained within the subject.

In the male subjects the warden places a horrible, undeserved, and

unjustified punishment. Where the inmate has uncontrollable leaps

into sounds which only the prison dogs can hear. The voice break has

caused many inmates grief and has resulted in many of them taking a

vow of silence in fear that they will crack glass.

Another undesirable punishment is the gaining of hair in every place

of the body for most of the males and heaven forbid even some of

the female subjects who have been deprived the right of a shaver.

This gain of hair can become

uncomfortable and disgusting and is an annoyance to many of the


The horrible warden Mother earth also may bring on appetites that

are unmanageably colossal. These cravings lead to piggish behaviors,

unsuited for those of the human race. The intake of these individuals

surpasses that of many small nations. This is a problem for the prison

guards or parents as they can never keep up with this continuous

feast, and when other inmates visit each others cell all hell

breaks loose until the guard goes shopping and the riot ceases which

calls for another feast.

Another obstacle placed before those of the prison is the immense

job of controlling hormones. The reactions of people because of this

episode may turn into a social disaster. A first love, the initial kiss,

and the inaugural date may reveal the most embarrassing and

detrimental things about one. Also the prisoner will holler at the

opposite sex in the odd chance that they will respond to the call, this

seldom works leaving the inmate in a state of confusion as to why his

charm has failed. There is also a radical change in one’s behavior, the

shouting becomes explosive and the argument is so much to bare.

This results in horrendous tantrums thrown at the

prison guards who in return deny the prisoner from having their daily

exercising routine (going to the local party) and taking away

television rights.

There are a select few in the cell block who are there voluntarily,

they are the ones with no spots, a good car, rich parents, and a

mound of friends. These subjects have not been convicted and are

not sentenced to be in Prison puberty, but attend anyway to annoy

and irritate the unfortunate souls who dwell in the dark depths of the

prison walls.

After the teenager has finished their sentence they are free to go

and explore

the world in a acne free zone, but their are some inmates who have

been given a life sentence and continue to bear the dreaded spots

well in to their twenties.

This immense torment of mother nature must be halted. The

teenagers of this

world will bond together, to remove the torment mother nature has

given. The prison must be closed and the genetics must be changed,

Mother nature should not hold this power and her place as warden

must cease. The system must be replaced as teenagers are declaring

their independence against puberty. Today will be burned in every

persons mind who endured the horrible spotty features, who couldn?t

talk to

the opposite sex incase of the dreaded voice break, as today is the

day that the Teenagers fought back.

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