You could die laughing……
After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered
her into the president’s office (the customer is always right!).
The bank president then asked her how much she would like to
She replied, “$165,000!” and dumped the cash out of her bag
onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all
this cash, so he asked her, “Ma’am, I’m surprised you’re carrying so much cash around.
The president then asked, “Bets? What kind of bets?”
that your balls are square.”
“Ha!” laughed the president, “That’s a stupid bet. You can
never win that kind of bet!”
The old lady challenged, “So, would you like to take my bet?”
“Sure,” said the president, “I’ll bet $25,000 that my balls are
The little old lady then said, “Okay, but since there is a lot
“Sure!” replied the confident president.
spent a long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning
from side to side, again and again.
He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure that there was
absolutely no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.
The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady
appeared with her lawyer at the president’s office. She introduced the lawyer to the president and repeated the bet: “$25,000 says the president’s balls are square!”
The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked
him to drop his pants so they could all see. The president complied.
The little old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked
if she could feel them.
“Well, Okay,” said the president, “$25,000 is a lot of money,
The president asked the old lady, “What the hell’s the matter
with your lawyer?”
She replied, “Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at
10:00AM today, I’d have The Bank of Canada’s president’s balls in my hand.”
luck To everyone who passes it on.
Do not keep this letter. Do not send money. Just forward it to
five of your friends.