Angst
You know what I hate?
People who imitate three toed sloths in their driving
Realizing there’s nothing worth watching on t.v.
Homeowners who keep the heat turned down low
Being stung repeatedly by an angry bee
You know what I hate?
The jerk who invented the five second rule
Chipping your favorite coffee mug
Waiting thirty minutes to jump into the pool
Laying down and getting burned on a rug
You know what I hate?
Getting dressed up and wearing a tie
Trying to open tubes of crazy glue
Going to a funeral when somebody dies
And the one other thing that I really hate –
YOU!