Committing Murder

The problem with committing murder is the high risk of being caught. When you decide that murder is justified, the problem of how to do it and how to avoid being found out are your first thoughts. Unfortunately, the police have become very sophisticated in their investigating skills. Very few murderers get away with it, until now that is. There are ways to fool the police and the coroner’s office. If more people knew how to blow up a car with Drano, or cause a massive heart attack without any physical signs of foul play, there would be a lot more unsolved or unexplained deaths in which many life insurance policies would be paid without question.

In my experience, the method of using Drano to blow up a car is very effective, yet it is very difficult to pull off. The first thing you must do is make sure your intended victim is nowhere in sight one hour before the car is started. The second thing is that rubber gloves are imperative; you do not want to leave fingerprints on a burnt – out car or on the Drano bottle. Remember to dispose of the gloves at a very distant location, perhaps making use of your local grocery store dumpsite. Once you have a full understanding of the timing in which to commit the act and the correct disposal of the gloves, you may continue with the steps in creating this destructive action.

First you remove the gas cap on the car, then remove the cap on the Drano bottle, and pour the Drano into the gas tank. Then all you have to do is dispose of the Drano bottle and wait. It is a good idea to leave the area as soon as possible, making sure not to seem suspicious. When the intended victim engages the car engine, the Drano will then make its way to the engine, and the Drano will be ignited. This will, of course, cause a fire that will spread from the engine, to the cab of the car, and then to the gas tank itself. Although in theory, this seems to be a simple operation, I have found this method to be very difficult, because you must find the right circumstances in which to successfully complete this task. The most difficult part was getting my victim to be in the right places at the right time.

One of my favorite methods of committing a murder would have to be the heart attack method. This technique is relatively easy and effective. There are some preparations to consider before diving into this process. You will have to find approximately 10cc of diabetic insulin. This may not be as difficult as you may think. You may not be aware of just how many people are insulin dependent, so try looking in your family and friend’s medicine cabinets. Once you acquire the insulin, you will need to find a syringe. If you do not find a syringe with the insulin, you can buy a syringe at any drug store. Be sure to pay with cash; never leave a paper trail that may lead authorities to you. You will need to be very close to your victim; if it’s your spouse you would like to remove from your life, you will want to choose a time when he or she is asleep or in a drunken stupor. Be sure to take mental notes of his or her body. Try to find an area where there are large amounts of freckles; this will be the place where you will make your injections.

While your victim is asleep or passed out, fill the syringe with all 10ccs of the insulin. Make sure there are no air bubbles left in the syringe, for they will rush straight to the heart. A coroner will be able to spot the bubbles immediately. Creep over to your victim and find the freckle you chose in your preparation. Insert the syringe needle into the freckle. Doing this will cause your victim to awaken quickly, so make sure you have pulled the needle out fully. A broken needle will be spotted by a coroner during the autopsy. Your victim will, without doubt, become very angry and will possibly thrash about, causing items in the room to fall to the floor. Do not worry about this because it is not uncommon for a heart attack victim to cause damage while in the midst of an attack.

The insulin will rush straight to the heart and will cause your victim to have a massive heart attack. Because your body produces insulin naturally, the coroner will not be looking for it as a cause of death. You should wait no longer than one hour before calling an ambulance because this will cause suspicion. Be sure to dispose of the insulin vial and the syringe. Make sure that any blood that may be on the freckle where you made your injection has been wiped away. It is best to use a wet tissue to do this because you can flush it down the toilet. Show extreme stress and grief when the ambulance arrives and ride to the hospital in the ambulance with your victim, for this will show extreme concern. Even after your victim is pronounced dead, refuse to believe it. Cry and yell in great agony for someone to “Please help!”

While in the hospital, make a trip to the rest room to wash your face or to pull yourself together; this will be the moment you can dispose of the insulin vial and the syringe. You could wait until you have a moment alone with the victim in the emergency room and put the vial in the human waste disposal can. Because emergency rooms usually have close circuit TV cameras, I do not suggest you wait to throw away the needle and vial.

The police will ask questions; have your answers ready. Do not read from cue cards. Cue cards arouse immediate suspicion; have your story straight before you ever start this process. If you have prepared a good story and have any acting skills whatsoever, you should be able to fool them. Always cry, and cry hard. Tears give the illusion of deep pain. You should try to view this death as if your world is coming to an end. Follow these steps with a fine precision. You can put your own creative touch on any of these procedures, but it is important that you do not for deviate from the steps I have outlined: one mistake will cause suspicion.

The steps I have outlined in the Drano and the heart attack methods are very effected in ending a life. I must tell you from personal experience, that unless you truly intend to carry out the whole process, you should not start any of the processes: you may find yourself in a jail cell and a court room facing an unsympthetic jury of your peers.